Hey, y'all, the name's Tom. Babysitter, fly fisherman, sharpshooter, 'nd professional pest in furball form.
I don't have much else t'say 'bout myself, 'sides the fact that I'm glad t'be here, 'nd not, y'know, dead in some godforsaken parallel universe or anythin'.
((RP blog with Gabriel Basso as a fc. Madness abounds. Get out while you can.))