Hey, y'all, the name's Tom. Babysitter, fly fisherman, sharpshooter, 'nd professional pest in furball form.
I don't have much else t'say 'bout myself, 'sides the fact that I'm glad t'be here, 'nd not, y'know, dead in some godforsaken parallel universe or anythin'.
((RP blog. Madness abounds. Get out while you can.))